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Dear Jan:

Was out on the town last night, down at Red Square where the place was mobbed, as usual. Saw this new band from Burlington called CHUCH. Reminded me alot of my old buddy Chuck Brown from DC, mixed with Chuck Berry.

Here's a sampling....

Chuck Berry in Dire Straits
"No Money Down for Nothin'"

As I was motivatin' back in town
Saw a Cadillac sign sayin':"Money for Nothin' and Chicks for FREE!"
So I eased on my brakes and I pulled in the drive
Gunned my motor twice then I walked inside
Dealer came to me said, "Money for nothin' and chicks for free..."
Just tell me what you want and then sign that line
I'll have it brought down to you in a hour's time.

"Money for Nothin' and Chicks for FREE?!"

I'm gonna get me a car and I'll be headed on down the road
Then I won't have to worry about this broken - down, ragged Ford
"Well Mister, See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?"
"Yeah buddy"
That's his own hair That little faggot got his own jet airplane!"
I want a full Murphy bed in my back seat
I want short - wave radio, I want TV and a phone
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Yeah I'm gonna get that car
And I'm gonna head on down the road
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?

Yeah, then I won't have to worry
About that broken - down, ragged Ford
Bangin' on bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin'! That's the way you do it!

I want railroad air horns and a military spot
And I want a five - year g'rantee on everything I got
We gotta install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators.
We gotta move these colour TV's, Lord

I want ten - dollar deductible
I want twenty dollar notes
I want thirty thousand liability
That's all she wrote


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Posted by Blackberry 2:35AM 10-09-06
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